6YO: That ain’t going to happen.
ME: Don’t say ain’t.
6YO: Why?
ME: Because it’s not a proper word. It doesn’t sound nice either.
6YO: But people in Texas say it.
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ME: Well, you’re not in Texas and they shouldn’t say it either.
6YO: That ain’t going to happen.
ME: Don’t say ain’t.
6YO: Why?
ME: Because it’s not a proper word. It doesn’t sound nice either.
6YO: But people in Texas say it.
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ME: Well, you’re not in Texas and they shouldn’t say it either.